About
What is BTFS?
I’m not entirely certain what compelled me to reach out and give this blogging stuff a go, but my previous attempts have been rather interesting to say the least. Interesting but not necessary fulfilling. It’s an incredibly odd thing to pull content out of the thin air, and I think it might be a difficult thing for me to be constantly outputting quality work. However that isn’t to say that it won’t always be full of some quirky charm (read:helpless monolouge).
Now to actually answer your question I’d have to output a few statements straight into your brain. BTFS is a collective writing pad, and entertainment experiment for myself. I’m excited to see the product of mindless mashing of keys to create content, but I’m more interested in people’s reactions. So if you ever read any article I urge you to PLEASE comment on what you think.
Comedy is such a subjective thing though that its obvious that a large group of people are going to simply shrug everything off like a kid on a waterslide, but I’m merely trying to see if someone else thinks in the same way as me. I want to check to see if we are both on the same file systems, and that I’m not alone in some humorous degree (read:tell me im not crazy). It’s important that I attempt to make this an exciting website deserving a spot in your RSS reader.
Booty Tank Funny Sound?
No silly, Booty Time Fashion Show!
See you soon,
Jesse Maddox
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